Block up all exits, don't let one go
Yes, Sir
This pistol is not so slow
It can have 20 shoots in one second
It should be...
Is it so? Yes, it is
This is an improved version of 45, very powerful
lts shoot can go through two protective coats
This big firecracker can pull down the whole HK Bank Building
You go aboard tonight
Then you can reach HK tomorrow morning
I've get all things arranged
See if you two can manage
Hurry up
Xiang Dong, what will you do after getting rich?
To get married, have a woman to cook, to wash clothes & to bring up children
Then need not be alone
How about you, Xiang Yang?
To get divorced, then I don't have to cook, to wash clothes and to bring up children
It's so good to be free
Oh yeh, Uncle Wah, can Au Yeung be trusted?
Yes, he knows the jewellery shops in HK quite well
He can easily help you to sell what you get
We want cash
Who?
Surrender your pistol to keep your life
Report, Sir Where are the thieves?
They've gone
Haven't I told you to block up all exists?
But these doors are entrance or exit?
Each get a bomb home
How come this be so? Where's the social security guard?
How can you xiang Yang Dong
How can I give an account for all these?
Uncle, don't be so angry, they've gone to HK
How about if I go to HK to catch them right away?
The man in the middle is their agent in HK
How likely is it to get them?
Very likely, one in three million
One in three million...
Good, I think there's no chance, so hurry up! Go! Yes
Don't take it as a holiday
Uncle, what did you say?
I've been to Hong Kong before
People follow rules when crossing road in HK
Can't spit
One must also have taste in buying clothes
So you see why Mr Lo's hair is white
Yes, it is
I'll promote you to be Vice-captain after you finish the task
Really?
Sure! Hurry up
Yes Thank you uncle
You become a thief again?
Excuse me madam is Superintendent Chan here?
Going straight and turn left, then turn right, then left again & to the third room
Oh, no way I can understand these
Sir. My wife is lost, please help me to find her
But you wife has been lost for less than 24 hours
lt'll be 24 hours in 10 minutes time
Alright... You go straight & turn left, then turn right Then turn left & wait for me at the 3rd room there
I'll ask my senior to help you
Really, really! Thank you, Sir
What are their names?
One is called Xiang Yang and the other is Xiang Dong
They're all gone? Yes
How come this happen?
I hit them in the factory last week
Force cannot solve problem
It's better to have a talk
You don't know the situation
If I hadn't hit them, I've been dead
Really? Everyone gets his difficulties
I'll inform you if there's any news
Let it go like this?
What do you want?
You should take the initiative, go to the whore houses
Jockey club, casino, sauna pool etc to have a look
They won't have changed their job
Maybe they've gone to see their relatives
Will come back after they cool down a bit
If you can't get assured, place a classified in the newspaper
She got a pistol
She has a pistol?
She said that she'll burglar will she really do that?
She'sjust a woman, she won't really do that
Just a woman why don't you ask Madonna?
She'll do anything
Modonna?
Let me see the record first
I've seen your file
You're almost qualified to be the British resident
So I do you a favour, this is a easy case
If you succeed, you can be a British citizen
Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!
Now, Mainland China has sent a man to HK
Am I going to serve him?
What do you think?
Will you take this case?
Do I have other choices?
Yes, either do it or being transferred to Lantau Island
The one in printed shirt has two pistols
The girl there has a bomb
The one who gets pistol is man
And the one who gets bomb is woman
Is your wife man or woman?
Or one of your wives is man, and the other is woman?
Or your male wife is semi-woman and
Your female wife is semi-man?
What do you really want to say?
What are you searching for? Your wife or thief?
Or your wife is a thief?
I tell you, please don't think that I can't go without the HK police
I can get the thief all by myself
Crazy!
How can you do like that?
You must be Comrade Cheung Po Shing, are you?
Yes!
Sir
It's just a misunderstanding
Just a little trouble
You see, confusion easily takes place in this transformation period
But compared with the financial section, we're better off
Comrade Cheung, hoping that we can cooperate happily
Comrade, what shall I call you?
Shing, you must know HK pretty well, mustn't you?
This... Certainly , Mr. Lo knows much more than I do
But anyway, I get some knowledge about HK
So, have you heard of our Rose Garden Plan?
Certainly
The Rose sexual disease must be get rid of
But 'Rose' should only be in Vietnam
Mind the bomb
Hay, Brother Shing, this is a pager
You silly old shit, how dare you calling the police?
Who's the eldest here?
I...
You're the eldest, so you must make the decision now
What I mean is I'm the oldest
Playing tricks?
Don't get too much nonsense, pull down his stall if he doesn't pay the money
Madam
You're madam, aren't you?
Excuse me
You refuse to pay the money?
Are you alright, Mr. Ho?
Have you told the people here not to pay us money?
You shit, our brother is talking to you
Yu silly woman...
You can't treat woman as hitting target
I don't care who's behind you
Today, I must get the money
I hate people throwing my hens
Go to hell, silly woman...
Who are you?
Powerful?
I'm Cheung Po Shing I come from China
It's wrong to hit a man man gets pride
He should not throw my hens!
Hens get wings they won't drop dead
But man's pride easily gets hurt
You can't hit him also, he's the future master
Come on, have a chat, come on Madam, come here
What are you going to do?
Nothing, he is a cop coming from the Mainland
He lives in my house temporarily
Living in my house?
No, he doesn't live in your area he lives in mine
But your area is actually mine
Let's settle for this, Madam, just one week's time
If not, my post will wither
Tell us, which triad society do you belong to?
It's none of your business
Ok! I tell you
Does your business relate to john's business, Richard's business
You take him home first
I must take him back, let me have the bill for tonight
Hay!
May, why do you go away?
How can I explain to my friend if you go away?
I haven't finished my meal, madam
All the people down there look up
Something must have happened, come & help.
One woman goes, get another...
Get another one?
You see my disgusting look, who will like me?
What? A man commits suicide?
Why can't?
OK., I jump down, don't come near
Lee, roll the camera
Excuse me, please, excuse me...
What's happened?
Don't force him...
Is it alright
You escape a narrow life don't be silly again Lee, ready
Please stay a while
Excuse me, I'm a CTV reporter
I would like to ask you several questions?
Why do you attempt suicide? Besides...
How did you feel when you jump down?
Besides, how did you feel to be still alive?
Miss, if I answer your question
Can you be my friend?
No problem, but you must answer my question fires
OK.
Wait, can't you? Don't you need to be in such a hurry?
Don't you have to be so slow?
My belt has lost
What's the matter?
Oh, people has mistaken that you stole the car
So what shall I do?
You'll be shot dead, even in Hong Kong
So what shall I do? Go, you go away first
How about you?
I'll protect you for a while
Hurry up! Get away from here
You have to go, don't say that I don't take you back
Go
Why do you running back? Shooting dead... Shooting dead...
You go first, I don't mind being shoot dead
I'm used to... I won't leave you alone
Where shall I go?
You said shooting dead
Turn the corner, the third one on the third floor you go up yourself
I won't be shot dead, will I?
You must be alert all the time
Wo, a nice place
Wrinkly!
Wrinkly coke?
What a funny thing
The sun is rising... Hay!
How wonderful
La. La... La. La...
Thank you comrades
Thank you for electing me to be the nation's chairman
If you agree, please move a little, thanks... it's so disgusting
June 12, sunny
Today, I got Suki's hand for the first time
Oh, very soft, very fine
June 20, sunny
I held her in my arms gently she closed her eyes
Her lips are apart, saying hello to me
We lay down on the grass, watching the sky in the dark
Her white legs attract me like a magnet
Her breast goes up and down as she breaths
I can't stand anymore, I...
Ah shing 1303, 1304
1305, 1306 1307, 1308
More than one thousand times it's above average...
If I've had enough sleep, I can do over
Don't do anymore, have your clothes changed, we go to dine
Oh, thank you so much!
Please don't mistake it
It's my girlfriend who wants to know you
Your girlfriend
Yes
What's happened?
Why do you wear bra?
Don't say if you don't know, it's a pistol coat You wear pistol?
It's just a coat, according to the law in HK
People cannot bring pistol along in the street
So you can take the pistol coat, I'll keep the pistol for you
But I can't do anything with this pistol coat
Just take it as a bra
Madam, good new, latest report, a man has committed suicide.
Madam, it's so hot, why don't you switch on the air-conditioner?
Do you really save money this way, madam
Oh, fine! There's another one
What? All of them are out-of-order
Madam! Madam
Madam, what are you doing?
Shouting at the pork
Switch if off, otherwise the pork would go astray
I think that only youngsters who see it will go astray
What is this bag?
I get my underwear freezed before I wear them
Are you crazy?
I'm going mad
Shit, the SS guard almost grieved me death, and there's no air-conditing at home
Have yu asked anyone to repair it?
Of course, he said he'll come in 15 minutes
But we've waited for 3 hours
We are going to dine with Ah Ming
Madam, what do you like to eat?
What? What do you like to eat?
Any good suggestion
Like to try our Thai Style Shark's Fin?
How's special is it?
We don't use shark's fin
So soup without soup, curry crab without crab
Is fried pineapple rice without pineapple
Vegetable without vegetable
Alright... just have what she's ordered
Thank you
Brother Shing, what should one be to be a SS guard?
Once a social security guard dies
So, one has to wait for a long time
Not necessary, SS guards easily die in China now
When will you be one?
Let's take something first
Somebody eat for keeping alive
But I live for being able to eat, as Socrates said
Do it oneself an has a rich life, as Chairman Mao said
I'd rather...
I'll consider that later
Pair-hair, 1990, a good year!
Is it necessary to try mineral water in this way?
We drink it this way in my old home
I'm too full, I should not have had the fried rice
In fact you shouldn't eat up the pineapple too
Welcome
Welcome, this way please
Brother Shing, is there night life in China?
Yes, we catch mosquitos and rats at night
Also, frogs 'crack' louder in China
Like a drink?
Coke!
Orange juice, please
Beer
Same as theirs
This is a lucky draw ticket, you'll know the result after you scratch it
Will you scratch?
Scratch it yourself
I'd rather leave it to you
Brother Shing, you should scratch this paper
Why don't you say a word?
What?
Anyway, we've spent a night
Haven't I spent more than ten years with this troubled leg?
How comes I still do like it
Dance
Look at him, wander where does he come from?
Of course I have a mother, if not I won't be here
How do you know what am I thinking?
Of course I know, as I have supernatural power
lmpossible
Everyone can hear as your voice is so big
Why do men in HK like red brief so much?
How do you know that?
I can see through things
This man even hasn't wore one
That dancing guy just has an operation, is he afraid
That teenage girl is pregnant
When I can't you see through?
When the object is covered by red things
Waiter. Waiter...
I'm wondering what madam is doing inside now
Forget her
Oh, very exciting
Oh, so hot
Brother Shing, why don't you dance?
Madam, let's dance
What are you thinking of?
Let's dance
Madam, come on
Hay, come on, let's dance
Changing position
See me
Look at me
You see madam and those guys
Let's dance
I haven't danced before
Hay, come on, let's dance Me?
Dance! Dance!
Madam, why are you in such a hurry?
You know I'm sweating
It's so hot take off the coat first
It's getting late
What a nice place
It's hot, is there air-conditioning?
Suki said it is out-of-order
The weather has been quite abnormal, it's seldom so hot after Mid-Autumn
Don't you know that it's because the atmosphere has a hole
And there's a oil field fire in Kuwait
And volcano exploded in Philippines?
Many people died of extreme hot weather in Australia this year
But it's summer in Australia it has no relation with abnormal weather
Let's sit down and have a puzzle game
Good idea...
OK., let's start now
In the south of a house, a cat goes pass
What's the colour of the cat?
White!
Wrong!
Black!
Wrong!
Grey!
Wrong!
What colour?
We're playing puzzle. Just guess it
What colour is it?
I don't know
Come on guess another one
lmaging that you're the driver driving a bus
And there're ten people in the bus
At the first stop, two get on and three get off
At the second stop, three get on & six get off
At the third stop, twelve get on and nine get off
At herfourth stop, 18 get on and three get off
So, what's the name of the driver?
What's the name of the driver?
Oh I know
Oh yes
Don't tell, guess it yourself
So meaningless, even a dumb should know the answer
Of this simple question
So what's the driver's name? Tell me Say it! Say it
Madam, please don't...
Get off your hand get off Come here
What's his name?... Hurry up!
We're playing puzzle... Take a seat
We'rejust having fun don't be so serious
Oh yeh, I've also got a puzzle for you to guess
Let's say it!
There're seven birds in the tree five are shot. How many are left?
None, all the others are scared away
Wrong, one remains
Why?
It doesn't want to fly away, so what?
It's getting dark we must go now
No... I've more...
Let's go, it's too late
Let's go!
Who is this man?
I don't know, the one beside him is my uncle
Let's go, it's really too late, go
Good night
Hurry up
I tell you, I haven't seen such a cruel woman before
Who's her uncle?
He is called Hung Kam Hoi, and has been the dragon head elder of a society
What is dragon head elder?
It's similar to your Chief secretary
I suspect that he is the black hand behind
That cruel woman may inform him
They're good family, don't be so suspicious
How can you be a SS guard without the least imagination?
Does it really need real proofs for everytthing?
What do you want?
What's the use of this machine?
It so recording, please go out
Remember to give the fortune-teller $5000 more
OK? I have to go Yes, Brother
It's so hard to find you!
Thank you
When did you come?
Please rest assured, I'll help you sell what you get
That's fine
You silly man, what're you looking at?
You want to try my fist?
I'm sorry!
Get off! Get off!
You've got something on your face Hong Kong people are so dirty
Why do you follow me?
I just want to know more about you
I've got many things to tell you, do you know...
I fall asleep so far
Anyone want to get off at the nextjunction?
No!
Next bus-stop please
Close the door, set off
Uncle
You come to see your uncle?
You've taken alocopot again, why don't you listen to the doctor?
OK., I won't take...
You watch English programme?
Watch TV and learn English
Uncle, I've got the pills for you
My stomach is fine, why should I take the pills?
Is your stomach really OK?
It's OK.
Then you take the medicine for your neck
My stomach feels painful
You've trapped by me?
You say you've stomach-ache everyttime, I ask you to take medicine. Take the pills please
You shit, tricking your uncle?
Alright...
Is it very hot? Why don't you open the window?
You... thief...
Uncle, uncle...
He is a friend of Suki's boyfriend
You should have told me earlier. Come in!
Why do you follow me?
Your uncle told me to come in
What a nice place here
Move aside, I'm watching television
Comrade, how's your head?
Don't talk about it. I like fighting too much when I was young
What's the relation between fighting and bending head?
It's hard to explain in a word
No one is bold enough to hit him straight
They would only stab him at his back
So he looks so strange now?
It's been more than 20 years no doctor can help him
Then I go to Doctor Fang, but he is out of town
So I resort Mrs. Fang
Uncle, Mrs Fang is a singer, how can she help you?
How did I know, as her surname is also 'Hung'
I've given up now I tell myself; at least I can pay more attention to the floor
So I won't go away from the right track
Comrade, I learnt foot massage in China maybe it can help
Don't trick me
It doesn't hurt to try
Hi, no danger?
It can help to cure all the troubles you get
Be careful, uncle
A man's toes
Represent his different parts of the body
This is head this is neck...
Yes... the right point
Here is lung here is stomach
So going down here is pancreas
Your pancreas is hardening
Here is the kidney, then straight down, here is ...
How did my uncle becomes such a pity?
I don't know
Very comfortable
Sorry, I pressed the wrong point let's start again
Good... this high-class treatment...
What smell is it?
Press his foot hurry up
Unicorn point, triangular point, foot point Sprint point, tiger point...
Hay friend, why can't my head turn back?
Yes
No, it's normal you'll be alright two days later
Thank you for curing my head
Don't mention it, you're welcome
And we're all Chinese
We're in the same boat
Your trouble is mine, your head is also mine
By the way, you've also used many energy during the treatment
I don't know how to express my gratitude
Do you know who she is?
She's Anita Mui!
Sorry! What's the matter?
And this one?
He is Au Yeung Fu, he has been a pick-pocket
I suspect he's involved in a case
Do you know where can he be found?
This is easy let me help you
Uncle, you've said you don't want to be involved again?
How can I sit and see? He's been so good to me
I've an idea maybe you can marry him
OK., I'll get it done, you don't have to worry
Good, don't forget what you've said
If you can't get it done, you must marry him
OK., settled
Will you really help me to get that man?
You cure my uncle's neck, I help you to get Au Yeung Fu
Then we go for our own way, we owe each other noting
But can we become friends
No, not even pen-pal!
Can I send you a card in Christmas?
I prefer a tart
Men like women just for 3 reasons
the look, the look, the look
So no one likes ugly women?
Yes, the prisoners would like them
Some men like women's personality
Pretty women's personality
There's two way that a woman can manipulate her look
The first way is to be sexy doll
I choose the second one
The second way is to be cruel, to scare away all men
Brother Shing, take a seat
Just a moment
OK
Madam, in fact, Brother Shing is a good guy
He's neat and tidy, and always wears a smile
So is Uncle MacDonald a good darling?
Shall we go now? What?
Don't you have to make-up first?
Welcome to come again
I've paid the bill
Welcome, what do you like?
Double deck burger, sauce onion and gourd
Cheese, lettuce plus sesame, everyone laughs when eating it
Here is not MacDonald here is Kentucky Chicken
It's the same
Roasted big fat hen, the greatest seasonings
Corn salad and all the others, everyone wants Kentucky Chicken
Hay, what do you want?
Prize
I'm sorry, 2 set lunch and 2 cokes please
I want a super
Uncle Ninejust said that he has see Au Yeung fu here
You believe him?
Then go back
I don't mean it
Go
I've told you not to talk too much, just do what you're told
Yes
May I help you?
We would like to have a cup of coffee here
We only serve members
I'm member I'm foreign member
Please let me see your membership card
What did you say?
Anita Mui's Club?! You've mistaken
I would like to see Au Yeung Fu
Who's he? Does he get an English name?
Au Yeung Fu
No Au Yeung Fu
I would like to see your manager
I'm the manager you can talk to me
I want to join the club, but I want to have a look first
See if your hygienic condition is acceptable
No visit is allowed here
Guys, get him out
OK., can I join the club now? Yes
But even if you join now, it will only be effective 2 weeks later
Guys, take them out!
Can't we join now?
Get out please... You step us?
What's the matter? Ben!
Nothing, manager, they goes the wrong place
OK., we go Mind you if you go to China
What shall we do now?
I've got an idea
What're you doing? Don't go!
Don't go!
We change our clothes and pretend to be members
OK.
You've a wrong way
Can it fit me?
Why do you wear this vagina coat?
You don't whether it has been washed
Excuse me, have you seen a man and a woman?
Have you seen them? No
We go to the courts Playing bails, playing bails
Where do they go?
OK. Come on
I'm going to hit
Once more
Do you know how to play?
What are you doing? I discover the thief
Hurry up
Where did he go? Search around
He is cold-blooded, be careful
Why do you go so fast?
Don't play if you can't take it
It's none of your business
Have you seen a man wearing printed clothes?
No
Why is there a firewood room here?
Firewood room? It's a sauna room
What's a sauna room?
Is evaporate our fat inside by hot steam
But it can also be achieved by working harder
It's very hot
Take off the clothes and place it on the window so that I can break it
I must protect my chastity
Is chastity more important than your life?
Of course
Of course... so we are dying...
My chastity can keep my life?
I don't know
Then I won't try
How can you know if you don't try?
OK... I try...
Have you seen anything? Yes or no?
I've seen nothing
May I help you?
It's nice to have a sauna-bath once a while
I think this club must be a gang's headquarter
No one can catch tiger without entering its home
I lay, let's pretend to be couple and go inside
I can't pretend to be your wife
So we may pretend to be divorced
No
How about pretending to be my mistress?
I can't have any relationship with you
I think we've built up friendship between us after this incident
There is neither friendship nor relationship between us
You are Mainland people whereas I'm HK people
But we are both Chinese
You are man I'm woman
But we're both human beings You're clumsy
What do you mean by clumsy?
That means you can't catch up with the trend
Me?
I know whatever is popular now in Hong Kong
This is a Game Boy, four-wheel Gib
Disco, Karoak OK, Rolls-Royce
The Comsumer Council said
Leakage is discovered in 7 out of 10 brands of condom
All kinds of style
With stripe, spine
You are annoying, clumsy, insane
Yes, sometimes I'm a little bit crazy
But you've said in the steam-room that
You can sacrifice your chastity
I've lost my clear mind at that time
I don't mean what I said
Now you're wet-through, feeling wide-awake?
I've helped you I don't want to owe you a favour
You haven't owe me anything
Uncle God damn you...
Who's so bold to hurt you?
Are you alright? I'm O. K
It's their luck for I just know what's going on
Other wise, I have burnt them to ash
Forget it, uncle
Forget it? How can I forget such a great humilitor
I low can I maintain my position if I let them go?
Those who don't take revenge are not gentleman
I don't want to have more trouble, uncle
Moreover, this is not our business
Why not? Your business is my business
Yes... That's right
Can you keep silent?
No more nonsense, where do they go?
I don't know You don't know?
Ah Shing
I can get them even if you don't tell me
Uncle, haven't you told me not to be involved again?
You're not afraid if someone strike your head again?
Keeping silent the sea would be calm, one step backward the sky would be blue
OK. I listen to you they're lucky
I go to the toilet
If he knows the club's address He will burn it
You answer others call?
It's mine
Ah Shing, I'll take you to get them in a moment
So you can fulfill your order & I can take revenge
Don't tell the others about this
Bye! ...Take care
This is a place of snakes and rats And is also a place of gangs
Be smart, don't m make people believe that you are no match to them
Alright
You must have a nickname, have you got one?
They call me Compound eyed Blindman
No, this nickname is not powerful enough
Superman, Spiderman are popular once in my times
The trend has changed now you ought to have one OK.
Do you know me? I'm 'THE THING'
I'm 'Dance with the wolf'
I'm Elizabeth Tailor, what do you want?
What I used to have
So what is it?
The most powerful Visky
Which brand is it?
Any one can do
You must chose one
OK. Black-label
How about you?
Bamboo No Bamboo, the policejust came
OK., get me anything which is bitter at first taste
But is very nice thereafter
Ok
Why do you pour it away?
The advertisement has said that the first taste is bitter
So of course it must be poured away.
Thank you
Are you drunken?
Boss, your towel
Thank you
Ah Hung?
It's you
Brother Ah Hung
You've been the number one at that time
Forcing here and there like a here
I've never dreamed of you have to have tissue to others
Brother, you are the most respected person in my life
But you've retired, so what else can I do?
Ah Hung, it's my fault
Ah Hung, Ah Hung
Brother, don't cry, otherwise my uniform would be wet
Yes, this will spread disease don't be so sorry
You start again, then I can be yourfollower
Brother Shing, let me introduce to you
He is No. I killer, Hot-tempered Hung
I'm glad to meet you
I'm also killer now, but virus-killer
Ah Hung, let me introduce to you
He is Brother Shing, a China Social Security Guard
He cured my head
So I promise to get him the two Big-cirlce guys
Have you seen this man, Brother Hung?
Is he Au Yeung Fu? You know where he is?
He is a fortune-teller now
He knows the police and the traid gangs very well
Hung Kam Hoi, long time no see
You start again at such an age?
You don't fear that your neck may be broken again
Boss, wash your hand there please
Go out
Hung Kam Hoi
What's the matter? Go out, there's no business for you
Silly old man, this is my area
You must call me brother if you want to start again
Everytthing has changed, even your No I killer Has to be a washroom man now
What? Feeling annoyed?
Yu annoy my brother?
Ah Hung
You bastard, don't run
Brother, you go first
Don't run
Please sit
Au Yeung Fu, do you recognize me?
Of course, you are Lam Cou
No, I'm Hung Kam Hoi
Hoi? Your neck...
It's alright, he is Cheung Po Shing
He is an inspector of the Mainland
I'm GBI
He is sent to get 2 Big-circle guys
One is called Facing East, and the other is Facing Sun
I don't know them
How can you take photo with them if you don't know them?
Are you crazy, with today's advance technology
They can make a photo like this
You take a look first
Tell me, where is their next target?
Tell me
How many can you hit per second? Ten per second
I can hit 20 per second Tell me or not?
1, 2, 3...
say it or not?
One per second Once more
No, please don't, I tell you
They have a big deal tomorrow at Shatin
Is the target bank or goldsmith?
I don't know
Good, thank you for co-operation
I'll give you a 10% discount card for all Chinese department stores in HK
Plus a one-way train ticket to China
No more nonsense, go
Ah Shing, anything happen? Over
Nothing
Comrade, there will be great disorder today Can you manage?
Do you mean I am old?
I know you are 70 years old
Only 69
You don't have good eye-sight and good ear. What can you do?
Who tell you my ear is not good enough?
If I switch on this one
I can even hear my bird bread wind
Once upon a time I...
Are you thirsty?
I've forgotten about it; have a glass water first. Ok
Hay, can you run faster?
Madam, I must take those things
Don't say too much rubbish, hurry up, run faaster
Ah Ming, how is it? Has it happened?
Where are those thieves? Where are they? Don't be anxious. It hasn't happened yet
Be careful don't try too hard
It's OK... I wear this protective coat
Take a look at that side
Which one tastes nice? This one
This one? Have you eaten it before?
Yes
This one also tastes good No
We eat inside later
Alright
Kids, please be good
Otherwise you will like them when you grow up Understand?
We go to eat something
Uncle, why do you stand here?
To get rid of the bad, and to protect the good
What so you want to prove?
To prove that I'm a man
You're right
I've great influence at that time
What are you doing?
Uncle, you have retired, don't be involved again
I can't help
Now I start again, I have to reorganize
Do you remember how my eldest brother died?
Yes The second eldest brother?
I know And the third one?
All you seven brothers are murdered It's easy to remember
Do you remember why your head was bent?
Competing for girls That's right, if you're unlucky
You may have to play mah-jong with my 7 brothers in two tables
Yes, Uncle Hoi, you don't save to help us
Just leave it to the police
Yes, uncle, go back home to watch TV
I'll record the whole story, then
replay the exciting shot with slow motion
I guarantee it would be more exciting than site-watching. You've done your part
Go back home
What?
If you feel life is boring I can introduce the woman in my neighbour to you
She has a good figure
Competing for girls again?
Not necessary, no one likes her
You're not saying the truth, are you?
Attention, every body
Run faster, why are you so slow? Having a walk?
Freeze, police...
Where are the thieves?
I'm urinating
Ah Ming, where are the thieves? Where?
Nothing... go out...
Go out... nothing...
Continue!
Uncle, a man can show off himself in ways other than fighting
He can draw a picture or build a house
Or he can earn a lot of money All these can prove that he is capable. Am I right?
What? Earn a lot of money by drawing picture and building house
Why didn't you listen to me carefully? I said...
You woman does not understand what a man needs
If one has not been in real life-or-dead situation
How can one be regarded as a man?
You stay here
What are you doing? Uncle
You see your uncle is so smart
It's so easy, I know how to steal car before I know how to drive it
This is my car
Why don't you tell me?
Nowadays, people is mad when driving
Go! It's not your business!
Don't interfere me
Don't go
Uncle!
How do you feel? I finally prove that I'm a real man
...maybe I leave,
never come back again, do you understand...
Uncle, you didn't get hurt
You hide under the car, don't move and don't sing
I go and get some assistance
OK. You go first
This way... this way... switch it on turn on the light
Run!
They've come out, they've come out...
The focus turns this side... take it, give me the microphone...
My audience, the situation you just saw was so confusing
The sound of fire is here and there
The police has started a series of chasing action
What's the result? Come back after the commercials
What are you doing?
Damn it, I haven't put in the video-tape
Shing, how do you feel? Your hand has been injured?
I'm alright...
Brother Shing, do you treat me as friend?
You don't inform me of such an important action
I've recorded nothing, oh, shit
Don't worry my pocket-baby has taped it
Really?
Good, come with me to the TV Broadcast
You describe the whole event
His hand has been injured
Good more real to life!
Go, Brother Shing
Ah Shing What's the matter?
Thank you
Go
Silly girl, silly girl
Can I come out now?
Lee, have you seen Shing? No
Brother Shing, where are you?
This is a serious program you'd better put up your tie
Where's the tape? Give it to me
Here Lee
Please give it to Kai at once Yes
Suki
Are you ready?
All are present, hurry up Yes!
Go
Brother Shing, be smart, all my bosses are here
Remember, be more lively, OK?
Start speaking when I give you the signal
My comrades, today afternoon's temperature is over 30c
I was patrolling in the arcade Then
I went to the toilet
Suddenly, I heard the sound of fire coming from the carpark
So I ran to the carpark immediately
I saw several people flashing by
One weighs over 200 kg another weighs over 300 kg.
One is 176m tall another is 185m tall.
By a closer look, I know their native places
One born in the year of goat, the other in the year of monkey
They rushed straight to the corridor, crush open the door
I went after them
But he shot me once he came in
Bullets flew around
Then I catched one with these 2 fingers
Then, they run towards the underground drainage
Of course, I followed
But they suddenly turned back and hurt me with the knife
A 18 inches long knife. I held it
So I was hurt
Sam, this video-tape is very fantastic
They jumped into a car and went away
So I tried tojump into the car
Unfortunelly, I fell
But I saw 2 extremely beautiful light bulbs
They were going away from me
But I didn't give up...
He! Boss!
We need a weather announcer, wait for the memo
No need to say, I know what you want to say
You...
You want to say I shouldn't go to catch thieves alone
Yes, you...
You mean I shouldn't have the TV interview
Hurt the imago of HK Police
You're right, I just want to say that
I know everything you want to say
I've made myself very clear
Excuse me
Chan's speaking
Comrade cheung, your call from the Mainland
Cheung speaking, station Chief, it's me...
You don't have to say, I know
It's... me... You must say the thieves had gone as
you didn't have enough manpower
Yes... I... You'll say the thieves were too powerful
so you are no match
It's true I really... is...
You'll say the situation is an emergent one
You've to save people, so you can't catch the thieves
You've said everytthing, that's right... right...
You don't have to say anymore, come back at once
If I can't see you tomorrow, you don't have to come back
Are you heading for East China for the irrigation?
What's the matter?
Nothing, my senior said when I come back
Get him some HK famous food
Come on, this is for the farewell of Ah Shing
All kinds of chicken Fried, stewed, chilli, steam
It's sad to be leaving no food tastes good
We've tried our best take it easy
Be happier
Of course everyone likes success
But if you can't face failure, how can you have success?
Failure is the mother of success, have you heard of it?
Success is the son of failure
Madam, it's not you, you don't understand
The thieves are gone; but it's not the end of the world
The life continues, the sun still rises, right?
Bet it shines over this meaningless world
We've been luckier than many people
Come on sing a song
Is it necessary to be so sad?
Have a nice meal, say farewell to Ah Shing
He will go back tomorrow, maybe we can't see hem again
Please don't fill this house with sadness
Leave a good memory to Ah shing
Leave a good memory to everybody here
Madam
I can leave at once if you want
I've said nothing
Do you feel that I'm too cold?
Not cold, but a little bit cool?
In fact, I'm very emotional
I pretend to be cool to avoid trouble
I'm mot used to expressing myself to others
So, I solve all the problems by myself
That's your burden try to communicate with others
Do you think that I'm very strong?
In fact, I'm not as strong as you think
I don't think you're strong
Please be frank, there are only 2 people here
Do you like me?
Not exactly
Do you hate me?
Also not exactly!
Do you have any miserable!
Misleading words then?
Must your husband be rich?
No, but he should be kind, educated and have strong will
You don't mind if he's poor?
How can a man like this be poor?
How about a poor cop?
I think we'd better maintain our previous relationship
We haven't done anything last night That's what I mean
People said the moon is prettier abroad
But how can the moon in Hong Kong so ugly?
It's a street-lamp, not a moon!
Is it?
Do you have any dream?
I like counting stars when I was small
Dreaming that I become the Snow White
One day, prince on his white-horse drops from the sky
And take me up
Have you dreamed like that?
Our dream is, no more starvation in China
Just lie on the grass peacefully and count stars
Don't you have any plan?
No
We live for the nation, for the party,
For socialism, but not for ourselves
No plan of your own?
I've asked many times when you will go with me
But you only laugh at me to have got nothing
Do you still want me to sing?
Don't sing, if not even the icebox may fall
Say it Say?
I've asked many times when you will go with me
Brother, what's the matter?
Stop... don't beat any more It's useless to kill me
I'll try my best to find a buyer for you
Your deadline is tomorrow noon, go
You want me to find buyerfor you?
OK., I'll get you the cop
You've made such great effort but get so bad result
Human path likes the Chairman of our Red-Cross
What does you mean?
It's bending
So, it doesn't matter to fail, what's important is to try again
Not fear to sacrifice, over-come the difficulties and struggle for the success
You sound like Mao
He imitates me
Hay
It's your call
Is it from the Mainland?
Why should I buy things for them everyttime I come to HK?
This time they must ask for durian
Uncle, you can buying anything except that
Why don't you wait for me?
Brother Shing
Really?
Yes... OK! Good! Good!
What's so serious?
Au Yeung Fu's call
He told me to see Xiang Dong tomorrow 8:30am.
What!
What? Nonsense
Wejoin hand and have a final attack
I want to go too
Don't go, it's very dangerous
I'm not afraid
Please don't
You'd better stay, wait for my success here
Have an interview for you
That's right... Brother Shing
Listen to me, you've to work tomorrow morning
Go!
You go first... it's dangerous, please don't
Go up go up
Brother Shing, they would recognize you if you pretend to be buyer
So you pretend to be buyer, I'll protect you
How to disguise?
Find a person who looks like me
Do you mean that?
Brother shing, you'll get too much attention If you dress like this
Why do you jump here and there?
I think my make-up image is very successful
Who can recognize me?
OK... it's time
When they come, I go to talk to them
And you... No need to tell me,
I'll strike at the right moment
To beat down the bad is as simple as going to toilet
Although sometimes I may meet some difficulties
But under the leadership of the party
I can over-come the difficulties and get the success
They come... Speak softer.
So punctual, how to call you?
It's none of your business
You don't look like people in China
Where do you live? How long have you been to HK?
How many transactions have you done?
Are you coming for business? Why do you get so many questions?
Of course, what do you think? An social gathering?
Does your products good quality?
Tell us so we can learn from you
Where's your senior...
My senior appoints me to come
Right, where's your man?
Why doesn't he come?
No more rubbish, have you got the money?
Certainly, how can we make a deal without it
However, I want to see the sample first
Too dark, can't tape the diamond
Not bright enough Any suggestion, hurry up...
Hay, have you seen enough?
No, it's a big transaction,
if I don't see it clearly How can I report to my boss?
OK. Good!
Fine, I'll give you the money
Stay here
Stand still? How can I give you the money?
Don't move
Ah Ming
Get the diamond!
Ah Ming!
Go, Xiang Dong, go
What's happened?
Liet Lee!
Nothing...
Hey, are you deaf, why don't you answer the phone?
Hay, who's calling?
Exchange diamond for lady Are you crazy?
Is it better if it is gold?
Where is Ah Shing?
Ah Shing said he goes to buy something for his relatives
So many presents
Diamond!
Diamond? What's for?
Isn't he Au Yeung Fu? How can you get him?
We pretended to be buyer and deal with them
But something happened and Suki is in their hands
Suki was caught?
Why? She wants to make a big news
It really is Why don't you ask me to help?
I want to go alone, to get honour for my nation
If Suki gets hurt, you've to sacrifice for the nation
What?
According to their normal practice
Eitherfirst rape then kill orfirst kill then rape
Uncle, don't say that?
They've jumped into a taxi
Can you recognize the car?
Yes, I remember its characteristics
Yellow top, yellow body
Black wheel, see-through glass
All taxi looks the same, how about the licence plate
I know, it is a Ford
I mean the licence No?
I can't remember
Shing, where are you going?
I go and catch him
Ah Ming, how can you be a cop and let Suki go
I don't know, I've reported this to the station
Right, any call?
Uncle, wasn't it a call saying exchanging diamond for woman?
I thought he's got the wrong number. So I hanged up
It's OK., he must know where the thieves are
Tell us, where are the thieves?
Say it
I really don't know where they are
You don't know?
Do you think that I would strike down your heard?
Let me ask him, I used to rape by force
What?
Sorry, I say it wrongly, I 'ask' by force
Help... Release me...
Help!
Will he be died?
No, I've tried this way many times
What's the result?
Every one speaks up
Then we'll have some fruits. Only one exception
Why?
I threw the fruits onto his head
The blood and the fruits mix together so we can't eat it
Are you so stubborn?
Lt'll cut off if you move again
I tell you...
It's not real I just make him tell
Tell us
Hurry up say it...
He won't tell if we don't beat him
I tell... please don't beat...
Whether you believe or not
I really don't know
Every time, they called me to go out
Are you tricking?
Don't hang up, silly egg, I only say once
Woman is in my hand whereas diamond is in Yours truly
I hope you come here
No more nonsense, leave it to me
See you tomorrow at the stockyard Take the diamond to Kwun Sun Yuen at Tai Mo Shan
In a word, I'll wait from one, deal at two
And kill her at three if you don't come
Ah Shing, where's the diamond?
Inside his body
Spit it out
No, let me cut open his body and take it out
No, get him some purging medicine
No purging medicine may hurt diamond. Get him some glutionous rice chicken
So the diamond can be pushed out
Can we?
Let's try!
Take it!
I've to take it all? Yes
Take it hurry up!
I take!
Quickier!
I take don't beat!
I can't take any more
Then go to the toilet
Hurry up
I can't
I'll cut you open if you can't get it out
How can I do that as all of you stare at me?
It's useless to wait it's time
Take him along to exchange for Suki
Yes No, I won't go
Oh, no... no...
Why don't you let me go with you?
Why do you lock him up?
Let him stay, or his head maybe hurt again
Silly girl, let me go with you
You two go first I'll protect you
The area is so big, where should we start?
What do you fear? I've supernatural power
Ah Shing, where's your power?
She's here, just can't be found at the moment
She's here
Suki
I'll kill her if you go one step forward
Give me the diamond
In his body Are you joking?
No, it really is in his body.
Ask him to discharge it
I can't
You cut him open and take out the diamond
No... please don't...
I have my way...
Why...
Stop joking give me the diamond
Let me kill him
Wait, release her first
Give me the diamond first
Release her first
Surrender the pistol release them
Put down the pistol! Put it down!
Go
Hurry up
Bastard
Go, go...
You two go first, I'll deal with him
No, we must go together
OK. Go!
Come out
I'm here
Come and smell it!
Here
Cousin, how are you?
You're so foolish
Go
Oh, how is Brother Shing?
Don't be afraid
Oil is there, get some and pour at him
Yes, hurry up
Don't let him come here, quick
I've said he can't come
But how can we go back? Yes
Let my sister go first How?
OK... kneel down
Madam, come here
I push you there
Hurry up... How about you?
We together create a better tomorrow, do you like it?
Yes
Do you think it can You try!
Let him try!
Go to hell
This time you'll definitely die
Oh, where's Ah Ming?
Search around
What's happened to Ah Ming?
Comrade Ming
Ah Ming
Ah Ming, how do you feel?
You've injured seriously
Ah Ming, are you alright? Ming
He has fainted
It's none of your business
Ah Ming, are you alright?
Oh, you're bleeding
I'm alright
Ah Ming
Brother, I've done
Can't you smell it?
I have been used to it
Brother Hoi
What? Don't you think we've been very unlucky
What's the matter?
I felt very painful during discharging can I get 10% tips
Au Yeung Fu, there'll be no tips, and the diamond would hand over to the police
You won't be so lucky next time
Go
Brother Hung where's my clothes?
Brother Hung, Brother Hung
How can go down?
What is it?
Why do you buy this?
What? You haven't gone around and see in this month?
The commercials said with it you can play balls swim, ride
And make you feel confident, so I try.
It's for women. Give it to your aunt
No style for men?
Of course not
Brother Shing, it's so nice to know you
You cured my neck and saved my niece, thank so much
This chain is for you, it's 14k, to express my gratitude
It's OK... Thank you...
Brother Shing, this tape is ready
See if you like it. Take it back with you
Thank you...
Actually, I don't want to go
Where's the silly girl
Madam said, she doesn't come
She hates saying good-bye. She'd rather write to you
Yes, I also don't know how to say good-bye
There are many ways to say it eq Good-bye
Bye-bye, see you...
Uncle, please don't say
Can I speak this way?
Ok good-bye
Good-bye...
Brother Shing, take care
Can I see you get on the car? No...
I hope all of you can remain where you are
So that I can have a good memory
Bye- bye
See you Good-bye!
Good-bye... Good-bye...
Silly girl Why are you here?
Yes
You know I've no friend as I don't trust people
But it's a little bit different after I meet you I've changed
You've got so much idea after knowing me?
Am I disgusting?
Yes, but it'd be better if you smile more
Today I want to tell you one thing
Speak it
I want to tell you, I am 30 years old
Really? Go on...
I don't have a friend or even a dog
I'm your friend
I don't want to get along with those in the market
Who think Fong Lai Chi is the one who to with those goowing Litchi
They are so foolish, Fong Lai Chi isjust square-shaped Litchi
I...
I want to do something that I've never done before
Do what ypu want to do!
I want to do what I like to do
Just love if you want to love
Right! Right
You are holding my hand do you know that?
From now on, I don't want to sell chickens
Really? OK... what do you want?
Say it...
I want to sell ducks
I'll take one to see you the next day
Good
If I guess it right, there's one more inside
Please come out as quickly as you can